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Sunday, December 14th, 2008
4:18 am - Thanks, that was um, educational.

An email from LJ in what I suspect is Russian, here is a taste. "Проследуйте по этой ссылке, чтобы подтвердить сброс вашего пароля:"

I hope it isn't important.

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Friday, February 25th, 2005
2:08 am
A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" Said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

current mood: devious

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Sunday, December 14th, 2003
4:33 am - I had better update!
They will delete your journal and give it to someone else it you don't keep your journals active.

current mood: annoyed

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Friday, May 16th, 2003
1:03 am - Conan in Claymation
It's pretty funny.

current mood: amused

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Thursday, February 27th, 2003
5:04 am - Dog Dog, Dog Eat Dog!
Ted Nugent was on Conan's show last night; he was cooking. Martha Stewart, better invest in the Nuge!

current mood: amused

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Friday, January 17th, 2003
12:51 am - IMPORTANT NOTICE:
ALL K-MART AND WALMART STORES WILL BE CLOSED IN IRAQ.

THEY WILL BE REPLACED WITH TARGETS.

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Friday, December 20th, 2002
4:16 am - I'm back!
Yes, I went to the address I had found and found a weeping, little squirt of a boy. He said that he would do anything if I left him alone. I couldn't think of anything a dick-wad like that could do for a man such as me so he suggested sucking my dick Then I just bitch slapped him around for a little bit.

You could tell he had asked that from a few dudes, that's why he looks so fucked up!

current mood: content

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Monday, December 16th, 2002
6:36 am - Justgoto told me it was a girl!
But it's a dude! Sure looks like a girl... a really ugly one! Either way, she is as good as gone!

Oh, I seemed to come across a mailing address; fancy that! I wonder who's it could be? Only one way to find out!

I wont be posting or commenting until I get back.

current mood: anxious

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Saturday, December 7th, 2002
3:49 am - Stalkers beware!
I have my sites on you, I am 5 for 5 now, I think. If you persist with stalking people, I will be 6 for 6! Now go play in your new community!

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Thursday, December 5th, 2002
3:15 am - A joke from an email...
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first:
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I don't know."

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?"

current mood: amused

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Friday, November 8th, 2002
4:03 pm - It's only me...
...coffeebreak.

Yeah I followed suit with light_bulb and justgoto.

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Tuesday, October 29th, 2002
12:41 am - LOL!


current mood: amused

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Monday, October 21st, 2002
11:03 am - I forget, is this 4 or 5?
The owner of the other evil community and the evil community itself, has been suspended.

I wonder why some people think they can just write a disclaimer in their community bio, and believe it will somehow negate the LJ TOS?

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Sunday, October 20th, 2002
1:53 am - Here are some mouse drawn ones.
2 moreCollapse )

current mood: devious

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Thursday, October 17th, 2002
5:15 pm - Help Me!
these are so fun to read sometimes.
http://www.livejournal.com/support/see_request.bml?id=75892
Don't try to comment there; ok?

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Monday, October 14th, 2002
8:45 pm - Thats odd!
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=coffeebreak&itemid=28935&thread=286727#t286727

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=justgoto&itemid=191668&thread=1212852#t1212852

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Tuesday, October 8th, 2002
1:28 pm - I should!
Make an icon of flashing solid blocks of the colors, #FFCC00,9933CC and 0099FF, for this person.
Huh? She probably just had that made for her yesterday.

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Monday, October 7th, 2002
7:38 pm - Tinkerbell


Curent Mood: zort!

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Thursday, October 3rd, 2002
11:37 am - Look what I made.

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Friday, September 13th, 2002
3:31 am - These are kinda cool?


current mood: exhausted

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