Coffee Break

Thanks, that was um, educational.

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 09:24:09 GMT

An email from LJ in what I suspect is Russian, here is a taste. "Проследуйте по этой ссылке, чтобы подтвердить сброс вашего пароля:"

I hope it isn't important.

Fri, 25 Feb 2005 07:08:50 GMT

A Cajun was stopped by a game warden in Southern Louisiana recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving a bayou well known for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

"Naw, ma fren, I ain't got none of dem, no. Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

"Ya. Avery night I take dese here fish down to de bayou and let dem swim 'round for a while. Den I whistle and dey jump rat back inta dis here ice chest and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"

The Cajun looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's de truth ma' fren. I'll show you. It really works."

"Okay, I've GOT to see this!"

The Cajun poured the fish into the bayou and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

"Well, what?" Said the Cajun.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH!"

"What fish?"

I had better update!

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 09:36:09 GMT

They will delete your journal and give it to someone else it you don't keep your journals active.

Conan in Claymation

Fri, 16 May 2003 05:03:19 GMT

It's pretty funny.

Dog Dog, Dog Eat Dog!

Thu, 27 Feb 2003 10:05:11 GMT

Ted Nugent was on Conan's show last night; he was cooking. Martha Stewart, better invest in the Nuge!

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

Fri, 17 Jan 2003 05:52:10 GMT

ALL K-MART AND WALMART STORES WILL BE CLOSED IN IRAQ.

THEY WILL BE REPLACED WITH TARGETS.

I'm back!

Fri, 20 Dec 2002 09:16:29 GMT

Yes, I went to the address I had found and found a weeping, little squirt of a boy. He said that he would do anything if I left him alone. I couldn't think of anything a dick-wad like that could do for a man such as me so he suggested sucking my dick Then I just bitch slapped him around for a little bit.

You could tell he had asked that from a few dudes, that's why he looks so fucked up!

Justgoto told me it was a girl!

Mon, 16 Dec 2002 11:36:44 GMT

But it's a dude! Sure looks like a girl... a really ugly one! Either way, she is as good as gone!

Oh, I seemed to come across a mailing address; fancy that! I wonder who's it could be? Only one way to find out!

I wont be posting or commenting until I get back.

Stalkers beware!

Sat, 07 Dec 2002 08:49:31 GMT

I have my sites on you, I am 5 for 5 now, I think. If you persist with stalking people, I will be 6 for 6! Now go play in your new community!

A joke from an email...

Thu, 05 Dec 2002 08:15:25 GMT

Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One guy says to the other, "Let's talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would you like to discuss?"

The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about Nuclear Power?"

The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first:
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The first guy says, "I don't know."

The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don't know shit?"

It's only me...

Fri, 08 Nov 2002 21:03:22 GMT

...coffeebreak.

Yeah I followed suit with light_bulb and justgoto.

LOL!

Tue, 29 Oct 2002 05:41:37 GMT

I forget, is this 4 or 5?

Mon, 21 Oct 2002 15:04:03 GMT

The owner of the other evil community and the evil community itself, has been suspended.

I wonder why some people think they can just write a disclaimer in their community bio, and believe it will somehow negate the LJ TOS?

Here are some mouse drawn ones.

Sun, 20 Oct 2002 05:53:33 GMT

Help Me!

Thu, 17 Oct 2002 21:15:53 GMT

these are so fun to read sometimes.
http://www.livejournal.com/support/see_request.bml?id=75892
Don't try to comment there; ok?

Thats odd!

Tue, 15 Oct 2002 00:45:23 GMT

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=coffeebreak&itemid=28935&thread=286727#t286727

http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=justgoto&itemid=191668&thread=1212852#t1212852

I should!

Tue, 08 Oct 2002 17:29:23 GMT

Make an icon of flashing solid blocks of the colors, #FFCC00,9933CC and 0099FF, for this person.
Huh? She probably just had that made for her yesterday.

Tinkerbell

Mon, 07 Oct 2002 23:38:43 GMT

Curent Mood: zort!

Look what I made.

Thu, 03 Oct 2002 15:37:41 GMT

These are kinda cool?

Fri, 13 Sep 2002 07:31:19 GMT

Just wondering...

Thu, 12 Sep 2002 15:06:28 GMT

...in the next to the last icon of this bunch; does it have a lj mood theme thingy in it?

That just might be a violation of the TOS.
XVI MEMBER CONDUCT
6. Upload, post or otherwise transmit any content that infringes any patent, trademark, trade secret, copyright or other proprietary rights of any party;

I'm probably wrong?

Thu, 12 Sep 2002 00:41:26 GMT

Haa Haa!

Mon, 09 Sep 2002 14:54:36 GMT

Remember the odd person with that 1 remaining brain cell? This journal/poster is suspended. I wonder why? What was the persons username? I can't remember.

Chalk another one up for coffeebreak!

Tue, 03 Sep 2002 18:00:16 GMT

(screened post)
What was said was:
You see, the overweight people can get on a diet and in 6 months or so, be thin again; but you my dear, after that 6 months, you'll still be stupid!

Now the World Harvest Radio is gone?

Wed, 28 Aug 2002 19:21:19 GMT

http://www.whri.com/

WTF, no Chuck at all now???